Asteroid to Miss Earth Tonight
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Apparently this 300-yard asteroid is going to miss us by 334,000 miles. That means I can go back to writing my Sunday column now. It'll be about Super Bowl Sunday. I'm rooting for the Giants. I like the way the Patriots play, but I think Belichick is a jerk. And I can't root for a jerk. And while I like Tom Brady, he's already got three Super Bowl rings and one of the world's most beautiful women. Time for the man to share the wealth.
By the way, I can't write about asteroids without thinking of the classic exchange from "National Lampoon's Vacation."
- Rusty: Hey, ya' got Pac Man?
- Cousin Dale: No.
- Rusty: Ya' got Space Invaders?
- Cousin Dale: Nope.
- Rusty: Ya' got Asteroids?
- Cousin Dale: Naw, but my dad does. Can't even sit on the toilet some days.
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