Actress Nicole Kidman, wife of country music star Keith Urban, gave birth on Monday to a girl named Sunday. To quote my son Saylor's new favorite saying, "That ain't right." So, a few new rules for naming babies:
- No kids born on Monday may be named Sunday.
- No kids born in winter may be named Summer.
- No kids born to heathens may be named Christian.
- No girl born in May may be named April.
- No boy born into a family with male pattern baldness may be named Harry.
This world's confusing enough as it is. Saylor, by the way, loves the ocean. The name fits. Now if we could just get him a boat. Of course, as the nurse said after he was born at 9 pounds, 10 ounces: "You shouldn't have named him Saylor. You should have named him Cruise Ship."
Actress Nicole Kidman, wife of country music star Keith Urban, gave birth on Monday to a girl named Sunday. To quote my son Saylor's new favorite saying, "That ain't right." So, a few new rules for naming babies:
