Bear beats gnats

I live a couple of miles above the Fall Line, so gnats don't bother me at home a lot these days. They still haven't figured out how to fly over the Line. However, I still spend a lot of time below the Fall Line, or "Gnat Line" as folks in South Georgia.

But I thought I'd pass along sure-fire tip No. 347 for how to keep gnats from bothering you: Put a Snuggle dryer sheet under your cap. My Dad tried this recently and swears it works like a charm. Then again, this is the same man who once told me I'd use algebra every day of my life, so he might lie about other stuff, too. I don't know whether this supposedly works with other brands, but I say stick to Snuggle. Not only will you be gnat-free, but you'll seem a lot more cuddly.