Monday, March 26, 2007

Ya think????

This shocking story just in the from the Associated Press and all over television "news":

Playboy Playmate Anna Nicole Smith died of an accidental overdose of a sleeping medication and at least eight other prescription drugs, and she had recently had a bacterial infection from injecting drugs into her buttocks, authorities said Monday. Broward County Medical Examiner Joshua Perper said Smith died of‘‘combined drug intoxication’’ with the sleeping medication chloralhydrate as the major factor. She had been taking a lengthy list of medications, including methadone for pain and valium, he said.

I'm stunned! Too many prescription drugs?! Who'd have thunk it?! Thank God the weeks of wondering what could have possibly caused this dumb blonde's death are over?! Drugs on top of drugs. I had no idea. It took weeks of lab work, teams of scientists and hundreds of journalists to finally uncover this great mystery. As for "injecting drugs into her buttocks," well, at least we have official confirmation she was a pain in the butt.

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