Best newspaper story ever

I've never been a car lover. But some people really like cars. I mean really, really like cars. From London's Telegraph comes this story about a man who claims to have had, um, relations with cars going far beyond oil changes. More than a thousand cars, actually.

Apparently there's something called mechaphilia. Who knew? I'd make fun of the British at this point, but this man's from Washington state.

I guess any day now he'll be allowed to marry one. But, hey, to each his own. But a word of advice to this guy: Wait ’til the exhaust pipe cools down.